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How Are These Jokes?
Definition to the Sex
[1] THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female: Any part under a car’s hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
[2] VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female: Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a cup.
[3] COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male: Leaving a note before taking off [...]
Contest! 10 Points! Can U Think Of More Jokes Than Me?
I’ve got 25 jokes think U can beat that? bet not, and no coping and only
non cussing jokes, my 10 year old friend does like to read funny jokes too you know,
A woman invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
‘Would you like to say the blessing?’
‘I wouldn’t [...]
What Do You Think Of These “blonde Jokes”? Let Me Know, It’s Long But Worth It, Should Keep You Laughing!!!!?
BLONDE ENTERTAINMENT
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, ‘Which do you think is farther away….
Florida or the moon?’ The other blonde turns and says ‘Helloo, can you see Florida ?????’
CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the
mechanic it died. [...]
What Do You Think Of These “blonde Jokes”? Let Me Know, It’s Long But Worth It, Should Keep You Laughing!!!!?
BLONDE ENTERTAINMENT
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, ‘Which do you think is farther away….
Florida or the moon?’ The other blonde turns and says ‘Helloo, can you see Florida ?????’
CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the
mechanic it died. [...]
Jokes Of The Weeek?
Ok Hello My Name is Gracie Wilson founder on Jonas Brothers Must Die.
Every Week I send out some really good jokes and I am starting NOW!
ENJOY!
WHY DO NASTY PEOPLE TAKE THE PISS OUT OF THE STARVING PEOPLE IN ETHIOPIA,I MEAN THEY ARE THE TYPE OF NICE PEOPLE YOU WOULD WANT AT YOUR BARBECUE AT THE [...]
Star If Funny.. (2 Jokes)?
1) A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there.
They didn’t want their son to get a distorted view of beauty, so they told him, “The men with really big ***** and the girls with really, really big boobs are both really, really [...]
What Do You Think Of These Jokes?
How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. On all your cheque stubs, write ‘For Marijuana’.
3. Skip down the street rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
4. Order [...]
Jokes ,hope You Haven’t Herd All Before?
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
a. female: The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve.
b. male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
a. female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
b. male: A device for scanning through all 175 channels every [...]